How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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This funny book by the American Association of Patriots answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? Wrapping your cat in a bandolier will help ensure he’s ready for trouble wherever he goes, whether it’s out in the neighborhood, using his litter box, or even snuggled in his favorite blanket. Even worse, many of these unsecured guns are kept in cardboard boxes, a container most cats will find irresistible.

The pictures above and on page 7 are but a small sample—the tip of the iceberg—that illustrates the very real danger posed by cats who are uneducated in the ways of gun safety. There is tons of stuff in here that could have been funny if it weren't written with such cruel and blatant bias. By teaching your cat about the potential dangers your home might face—such as burglars, dogs, ghosts, and foreign enemies of the United States—as well as the proper way to respond to them, you are helping to fulfill the destiny of the greatest nation ever conceived of.I can confirm that our familial relationship is healthier and happier than ever, and I feel comfortable knowing that she is equipped to keep herself pure in this dark world. I also wish there were more pamphlets out there, like what existed in the appendix at the back of the book - such as talking to your cat about Santa Claus, phrenology, and U. Simply because it is the duty of every American citizen, human and cat alike, to exercise the rights bestowed upon us by the U.

The global financial system teeters on the brink of ruin, pushed to the edge by the greed of the Reptilian overlords of Europe.Your cat, whom you have already talked to about how a firearm is a tool and not a toy, and who has received extensive training on the proper handling of the weapon, discovers your firearm and accords it the respect it is due? It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again! The phenomenon of cats taking pictures of themselves, or "sel furries," has become one of the most popular activities for cats to engage in online.