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Richard is a successful bachelor but when an old classmate drops by he soon finds himself walking down the aisle and to the grave.
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God damn, man... How you're going to be able to hold that in your mouth, let alone eat it?! It's RANCID!!! Hahahaha! But that's just the life of a toilet, huh?" It just kept happening, over and over. After two days, I was convinced I had gone about it all wrong. On the third day, I was watching and saw a gorgeous woman rip the flyer off the board and walk away. She crumpled up my flyer and tossed it in the trash. I saw this and decided it was over. I went into the bathroom and just after I tossed the burner phone into the trash, it began to ring.
Listen, toilet, I have to be real honest with you. Nothing you say matters. I'll tell you about it later, but basically, just get real comfortable down there. That's where you die." David finds his grade on an essay less than satisfactory and Ms. Johnson has the solution to fix David's grade. Actor Noel Clarke says he is 'satisfied' after judge rules allegations of sexual misconduct against 20 women in the Guardian were defamatory
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An incident in class lands Cal in trouble with his teacher and she reveals to him his true place in life. I raised my hands to catch it, because it seemed she'd be unloading the entire dump into my mouth and onto my face. She was shitting in my mouth and then started to laugh. She was laughing about shitting in my mouth. Yeah, you'll die in there. Once you told me all that shit with Edward, it made it easy to see I wouldn't be the one to kill you or have any suspicion surrounding me, and I've been waiting since you called me fat in first grade." Ray always wanted to be a cop but he soon finds himself falling into a pit of corruption and dirty ass holes. She ripped a very long, silent fart that assaulted me immediately. Kristen began clapping and laughing.As I made the "O" with my mouth, a piece of her turd flung from her anus and slammed right onto my tongue. I gagged! A laid-off teacher does not simply stop teaching; she shares her experience and knowledge with those closest to her. This story was written as a collaboration between myself and Splinterhead452 on Deviantart. If you enjoyed this please consider giving him a look! Israel-Hamas war LIVE: Jabalia refugee camp in Gaza City is bombed for second day in a row, terror group says - as IDF announces 13th soldier has been killed in ground assault Lisa pulled a chair over to my table and started talking without an invitation, "Well if it isn't my fart cushion. Or should I say Kaelyn's toilet? How'd you eat so much of that fat bitches shit."
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