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As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked, “Are you going to put that up yourself?” As he struggled into consciousness through the fog of a pounding headache, his heart sank as he wondered what the hell he did last night. The delivery service used for this option is Royal Mail Special Delivery which is currently guaranteed by Royal Mail for delivery before 4PM. So my girlfriend wanted a white Christmas…But when I came on her face that morning, she didn’t even thank me.” For a festive tradition that's been around since the 1800s, they're still going strong and are now a staple of any family Christmas dinner, dodgy paper crowns and all.

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What's inside: Ours contained grown up gifts such as jam, a mini grater, a honey wand, garden string and more. Whilst we do everything we can to deliver goods to you that are perfect and exactly what you want, we do appreciate that this may occasionally not happen, or you may change your mind. Postage costs for the return of these items are your responsibility. We suggest that you obtain a receipt of posting, for your own protection, from the Post Office or other carrier, which is provided free of charge. What's inside: Ours contained traditional Christmas toys including a yo-yo, puzzle games, a cup and ball and a bouncy ball. You can slam your laptop shut when your partner walks into the room, and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

The spotty youth pointed to the Christmas mistletoe above the counter and said, “This week we have a special offer, just one kiss per meter.” The brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?” Before we do, suffice it to say that some of what you’re about to read may turn your cheeks redder than Rudolph’s nose. Blush away! When it’s cold outside, no one knows the difference between a face flush from feelings and a face flush from the frigid air. It’s really the best time of year to indulge in a little naughty fun if you think about it that way. Our offices are closed weekends and public holidays but we will respond to you the following working day. Your Statutory Rights What's inside: Ours contained grown up gifts including a metal dice, a bottle opener and a letter stand.

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