The Best Ever Book of Newcastle United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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So they have a beer in London, bag of crisps in Birmingham, they enjoy a slice of the famous Chevington cheese in Newcastle, and as they slowly traveled Northward, they both get the urge to go fishing in the famous Scottish Lochs. And they’d discover that, since McClaren’s appointment a sensible few have been screaming for his head. We stayed at the Hampton Inn and Suites which is across from the rail station and the tram line from the airport. As far as atmosphere goes, Anfield is one of the worst in the Premier League and it has been since I started following Newcastle (granted that only includes the PL All-Seater stadium era).

Paul the players I have are crap man have you got any training tips I can try, something dead simple’. But he came out and, for the first time last night, admitted that the team he “manages” is crap, not good enough, relegation material. It is important to note as well, that the majority of those singing the songs are just kids, or at the very least, young adults. Suddenly, a member of the public stops him, and says, "I recognise you from somewhere, are you famous?

With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five. In the latest penny pinching crackdowns, NUFC have fired one of their longest serving backroom staff. Of course, Newcastle supporters would be better off singing songs about our own team for sure and really there isn’t much of a need for them to sing the songs they did. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father? He went up to the counter where a bonny lass was serving and proceeded to drop his trousers and whack it out on the counter.

I don’t mind you living on the fruits of love, but please don’t throw the skins out of the window as THEY ARE CHOKING THE SEAGULLS ! Geordie went to the Doctors with a sore bottom and the Doctor suggested that he get his wife to insert a suppository every night ! In an ideal world they wouldn’t be singing that – but when did it become so taboo for football fans to engage in (what they see as) banter? In short, for those of you that don’t know, although I’m sure you do, the songs are based on poverty in Liverpool.I think it is better than the tendency to tell tales about people from other countries - keep it in-country. And then there’s McClaren: hapless, hopeless, incompetent, a man who has failed at every level of management.

Come the first day of the season he went back to the forest to get his season ticket but when he got there he found that someone had stolen . Geordie’s wife bought a piglet in the pub, and staggered home, where Geordie was watching the tellie.Read more about the condition New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. As others have said the jokes mainly come from a very strong and unusual local accent (even by UK standards) and a reputation for hard-partying nightlife. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them. A: Well, they had photos of Newcastle United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.