Hodge Mill Shark Coochie Board, Charcuterie Board for Meat and Cheese, Charcuterie Tray for Cheese and Crackers, Funny Cutting Board, Housewarming, Birthday (Large Board (13.75 x 9.75 x 58))

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Due to the natural beauty of the wood grain, there may be slight color variations in each finished product.

Nuts & Seeds:almonds, peanuts, cashews, pecans, shelled pistachios, walnuts, marcona almonds, candied nuts, chocolate covered nuts, pumpkin seeds, pastel candy coated Jordan almonds, pomegranate seeds (which have a great jewel tone for holiday jarcuterie!)The perfect gift! ...Includes free laughs and guaranteed to make the recipient go "Dude...That's awesomeeee." ...And just like that, the counter top will be safe from a knife or sword-wielding significant other. Perfect for Shark Week 2023! you may have heard the term "Shark Coochie Board" floating around on the internet lately, and have been wondering what in the world that means! Shark coochie board is a mispronunciation of "charcuterie board" (pronounced shaar·koo·tr·ee board)

The board comes with the funny phrase as per product photos plus your name or names. You can add the date as well if needed. If you have a custom request or a question, do not hesitate to reach out to us via Etsy Convos. We welcome your ideas to create a design to your satisfaction. Fill In The Top Of The Jar: To finish your jarcuterie, fill the top with more olives or grapes, and add a little something sweet like a piece of chocolate or fruit Therefore every board is unique and inevitably they differ slightly in terms of finish and appearance. We use a laser engraver to make each piece. This carefully burns the design into the wood. Each piece of wood is different and can react differently to the burn based on the wood grain of each board. Since wood is so different, some boards can engrave darker than others.

An Ornate Marble Cheese Board

There’s also material to consider: wood is rustic, easy to clean, and relatively lighter than slate or marble cheese boards. If you want something super impressive looking, you might want a crystal or stoneware one. Whatever you decide, if you need inspiration on how to lay things out, TikTok is full of fancy shark coochie projects. However, there are many modern takes on the classic charcuterie board, and they often include other appetizer items. https://www.etsy.com/HodgeMill/listing/664984205/gift-wrapping-make-gifting-a-breeze-this?utm_source=Copy&utm_medium=ListingManager&utm_campaign=Share&utm_term=so.lmsm&share_time=1544579549234 As for the history of charcuterie, the Food Lover’s Companion says, “Taken from the term cuiseur de chair, meaning “cooker of meat,” charcuterie has been considered a French culinary art at least since the 15th century. It refers to pork specialties … which are made and sold in a delicatessen-style shop, also called a charcuterie.” Generally, I like to include at least one item from each of the categories below and top it with one little sweet as a dessert. (Except for the dips, those are for building a veggie or fruit jarcuterie for grazing.) In the next section, I’ll go over the best way to put all the ingredients together in a jar so they stand up and look pretty too. But here is a general list to use as a shopping guide for inspiration.

Niçoise olives: Also from France, the Nicoise olive can be dark or light brown with a very herbal flavor. Finish With Garnish: Add a little herbal garnish like rosemary or thyme. Or for holiday themed jarcuterie, top with a piece of seasonal candy to make it fun. Dried Fruit: apricots, banana chips, dried mango, dried kiwi, dried cherries, Craisins, dried blueberries, raisins, dates, dried pineapple

The easiest move, if you don’t want to be bothered with getting separate cheese knives, is getting an all-in-one set that comes with both, so the only thing you’ll have to add is the veggies and cheese. Of course if you’re looking to fancy up an outdoor picnic, you’ll want a tiny, portable cheese board. Oversized boards are great when you have friends over since they can act as the literal centerpiece of your gathering. The idea in creating a food board is to create color and texture that fits the holiday or event you are planning. Here are some ideas of what you can include. Dips: hummus, baba ganoush, ranch, yogurt dip,tzatziki, white bean dip, cheese dip, guacamole, artichoke dip, olive tapenade, roasted beet hummus

Cerignola olives: More of a yellow green,Cerignola. These gigantic green olives are harvested in Cerignola, in Italy’s Puglia region, the heel of the boot. They are crisp and fantastically buttery There are plenty of ideas out there for dessert boards, and you can take the same concept to make individualized dessert jars! These are perfect for holidays where there are plenty of themed-treats and fun shapes to add to your dessert jars. Remember to use the same tips from above to fill them by starting with something small and then building up to larger pieces. If you’re planning a beach-y or shark week party, pair this “shark coohie” board with my Beach-themed Candy Board for dessert. Here is what you need to make a Charcuterie Board. Don’t overthink the process. A rectangular or circular wooden cutting board or wooden turntable will work in creating this fun party idea. A charcuterie boards is ideal for parties. Charcuterie boards are a type of appetizer that traditionally include cured meats served cold.

We even make breakfast jarcuterie one weekend, with easy to “sip” granola and blueberries inside the jar. And on top we layered handheld eats like a mini blueberry muffin, hardboiled egg, and bacon. Hardwoods provide a wonderful selection of grain patterns, colour variations, and textures, The cutting boards crafted from hardwood will have variations in colour and grain in each strip used to create the cutting board. Because no two trees are exactly alike the colour of the wood strips within the cutting board may vary from light to dark. The picture and letters might be darker or lighter than in the picture shown.